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I don’t remember a time when I didn’t turn heads. Ever since I was a teenager, I knew from how men looked at me that I was different. When I was a girl turning into a woman, it was fun… and scary. It was like discovering a superpower, but one you don’t quite know. Over the years, I learned how to focus it, wield its power, and control it… for maximum pleasure.

It feels odd to be writing about myself because, if you look at my reviews, you’ll see that many, many people have written about me already. They’ve written good things. Wonderful things. I’ve been lucky to share secret moments, tender encounters, and the kind of wild hammer-and-tongs experience that would normally need the firefighters to come and fix. I’m lucky to be able to share my natural talents.

Here’s the deal about me. I’m not quite like everybody else, but nobody ever is. I’m different, I’m Elise, and here’s what Elise Noel is.

I’m not 19 anymore. I’m close to 30. I don’t look like a college girl. I’ve seen the world and liked what I saw.

I do CrossFit and I’m the fittest woman you’ll ever meet. Probably the closest thing to a real-life Wonder Woman. (I don’t have bulging muscles though, my figure is very feminine!)

I’ve been compared to Jessica Rabbit—a lot. I think that’s an apt description, but where she is soft and sultry, I’ve got a goofy side and I break out into a grin very easily. J

And finally, this is a promise. Meeting me will be the most life-altering, mind-bending experience of your life. Don’t take my word for it. Ask around. Read the reviews. Follow the trail of satisfied and drained bodies I’ve left in a state of collapsed and ecstatic exhaustion.

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